See also MiscHeathen.com for long-form foolishness.

I, like, totally forgot I had a tumblr.

What cocktails rhyme with “Obama?”

I think at least 80% of the “business” activity in airline clubs is designed to convince all concerned — co-workers, strangers in the club, and the worker himself — that they are vital enough to need to work in the president’s club.

How weird is it that of the six cities I track in my phone’s weather app - Houston, DC, Seattle, Jackson (MS), Pune (India), and Breckenridge - the only one that doesn’t currently show five days if rain is Seattle.

Million Dollar Idea: Why isn’t there a chain of discount brothels called “U-fuck-em”?