See also MiscHeathen.com for long-form foolishness.
What cocktails rhyme with “Obama?”
I think at least 80% of the “business” activity in airline clubs is designed to convince all concerned — co-workers, strangers in the club, and the worker himself — that they are vital enough to need to work in the president’s club.
How weird is it that of the six cities I track in my phone’s weather app - Houston, DC, Seattle, Jackson (MS), Pune (India), and Breckenridge - the only one that doesn’t currently show five days if rain is Seattle.
Million Dollar Idea: Why isn’t there a chain of discount brothels called “U-fuck-em”?
Today’s inspiring fact: Obama’s acceptance speech at the convention will be the 45th anniversary of the “I Have A Dream” speech.