document.write('<ol class="tumblr_posts">\x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>What cocktails rhyme with &#8220;Obama?&#8221;</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>I think at least 80% of the &#8220;business&#8221; activity in airline clubs is designed to convince all concerned &#8212; co-workers, strangers in the club, and the worker himself &#8212; that they are vital enough to need to work in the president&#8217;s club.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>How weird is it that of the six cities I track in my phone&#8217;s weather app - Houston, DC, Seattle, Jackson (MS), Pune (India), and Breckenridge - the only one that doesn&#8217;t currently show five days if rain is Seattle.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>Million Dollar Idea: Why isn&#8217;t there a chain of discount brothels called &#8220;U-fuck-em&#8221;?</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>Today&#8217;s inspiring fact: Obama&#8217;s acceptance speech at the convention will be the 45th anniversary of the &#8220;I Have A Dream&#8221; speech.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">This morning&#039;s adventure?</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>Federal jury duty. 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