Tumbling Heathen

I, like, totally forgot I had a tumblr.

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 19:52:36 -0400

I, like, totally forgot I had a tumblr.

What cocktails rhyme with “Obama?”

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:52:27 -0400

What cocktails rhyme with “Obama?”

I think at least 80% of the “business” activity in airline clubs is designed to convince...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:14:26 -0400

I think at least 80% of the “business” activity in airline clubs is designed to convince all concerned — co-workers, strangers in the club, and the worker himself — that they are vital enough to need to work in the president’s club.

How weird is it that of the six cities I track in my phone’s weather app - Houston, DC,...

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:05:46 -0400

How weird is it that of the six cities I track in my phone’s weather app - Houston, DC, Seattle, Jackson (MS), Pune (India), and Breckenridge - the only one that doesn’t currently show five days if rain is Seattle.

Million Dollar Idea: Why isn’t there a chain of discount brothels called...

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:03:20 -0400

Million Dollar Idea: Why isn’t there a chain of discount brothels called “U-fuck-em”?

Today’s inspiring fact: Obama’s acceptance speech at the convention will be the 45th...

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:18:38 -0400

Today’s inspiring fact: Obama’s acceptance speech at the convention will be the 45th anniversary of the “I Have A Dream” speech.

This morning's adventure?

Tue, 27 May 2008 09:06:21 -0400

Federal jury duty. Oh boy.

Based on our visit to the Nieces in Albany, we are comfortable stating that the Llama is...

Thu, 22 May 2008 18:13:33 -0400

Based on our visit to the Nieces in Albany, we are comfortable stating that the Llama is overrepresented in the iconography of 21st century childhood.

Travel confession: holy crap I hate flying coach. Even on SW.

Wed, 21 May 2008 10:35:25 -0400

Travel confession: holy crap I hate flying coach. Even on SW.

Oops.

Thu, 15 May 2008 22:24:16 -0400

Thanks to terrible hitel cable, I just watched the unfortunately literal conclusion to the House of Wax remake, and therefore missed the only scene likely to amuse me, i.e. the onscreen expiry of Ms Hilton.

I hate doing expenses.

Mon, 12 May 2008 10:13:12 -0400

I hate doing expenses.

I just got spam from Pizza Hut suggesting I “surprise mom” with some of their new pasta....

Thu, 08 May 2008 18:32:13 -0400

I just got spam from Pizza Hut suggesting I “surprise mom” with some of their new pasta. Somehow, I think that’s not gonna cut it.

In the cube next door, engineers are arguing about no-shit rocket science.

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:28:30 -0400

In the cube next door, engineers are arguing about no-shit rocket science.

Today’s travel victory: the triumphant return of the Biscoff cookies to the Presidents’...

Fri, 02 May 2008 15:00:50 -0400

Today’s travel victory: the triumphant return of the Biscoff cookies to the Presidents’ Club.

Weird. AIM and WindowsLive chat are allowed on the client/customer WLAN here, but a web site about a...

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:21:24 -0400

Weird. AIM and WindowsLive chat are allowed on the client/customer WLAN here, but a web site about a chat client (pidgin.im) is blocked for being “chat related.”

Annoying thing about biz travel to the West Coast: the drastic reduction in the number of people...

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:10:25 -0400

Annoying thing about biz travel to the West Coast: the drastic reduction in the number of people callable in the evenings to chat.

Things I Don’t Enjoy About Client Cube Farms: JESUS HUSSEIN CHRIST WHO JUST FARTED?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:12:02 -0400

Things I Don’t Enjoy About Client Cube Farms: JESUS HUSSEIN CHRIST WHO JUST FARTED?

Capsule reviews: Reef? Fuck ‘em. Way more places with better food and actual customer service...

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:33:01 -0400

Capsule reviews: Reef? Fuck ‘em. Way more places with better food and actual customer service in this town.

The only thing more tedious than consultants talking about work in public is lawyers talking about...

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:28:04 -0400

The only thing more tedious than consultants talking about work in public is lawyers talking about work in public. Jesus.

Mourning my coffeemaker. Apparently, the Bodum electric vac pots have been discontinuted. :(

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:08:42 -0400

Mourning my coffeemaker. Apparently, the Bodum electric vac pots have been discontinuted. :(